Funny Ultimate Frisbee Ringer T-Shirt — "My Cardio Is Cutting Deep" Retro Vintage

This vintage-inspired ringer tee carries a blunt, sarcastic humor that lands like a high-speed cut: sharp, casual, and impossible to ignore. The retro styling and contrast collar bring an old-school ultimate-frisbee locker-room vibe — sun-faded grass, competitive banter, and loud laughter after a clutch play. Lightweight and breathable, it slips on for warm-up sprints, laid-back practices, or a weekend hanging with teammates. The tone is confident and a little irreverent, the kind of shirt you wear when you want your personality to do the talking while you toss discs or trade stories at a post-game picnic.

Product features
- 100% combed, ring-spun cotton for soft, durable feel (fiber content may vary by color)
- Lightweight fabric (4.3 oz/yd²) keeps you cool during activity
- Contrasting 1x1 baby rib binding on collar and sleeves for retro ringer look
- Side seams for better shape retention and structure
- Tear-away label for itch-free comfort

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean